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collegehumor:

Pig Loves Kiddie Pool

You should see him at a regular-sized pool.

Condoms are expensive. Purchasing rubber bands and sandwich bags will more than suffice. Plus it avoids the awkwardness of purchasing condoms at a grocery store.

because we all know that YOLO is fucking stupid.

because we all know that YOLO is fucking stupid.

fuqq need one of these

fuqq need one of these

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shamelessly reblogging my own submission

tumblr4men:

shamelessly reblogging my own submission

theoddmentemporium:

Puzzlewood is an ancient woodland site, near Coleford in the Forest of DeanGloucestershireEngland. The site, covering 14 acres, shows evidence of open cast iron ore mining dating from the Roman period, and possibly earlier.

In 1848 some workmen, after moving a block of stone in the woods, found a small cavity in the rocks. In this cavity, hidden away, were three earthenware jars containing over 3,000 Roman coins. No-one knows why the coins were hidden away in the cliff face nor by whom.

J. R. R. Tolkien, a frequent visitor to the Forest of Dean, may have visited Puzzlewood, and many believe Puzzlewood was the inspiration for the fabled forests of Middle-earth, such as the Old ForestMirkwoodFangorn or Lothlórien contained within The Lord of the RingsJ.K Rowling is also said to have visited Puzzlewood, and it may have been this that influenced her idea of The Forbidden Forest in the Harry Potter books.

I bought a pack of muffins from the shop the other day, but when I opened them they were really dark on one half and normal coloured on the other half. I tasted one to see if they still tasted normal, but the taste was a bit off. 

If you could possibly give me a vast sum of free muffins, this would be great! Thanks!

collegehumor:

Baby Monkey Feeding Time

It’s baby monkey feeding time somewhere.